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(via lana-delrey)
(via kate-telf0rd)
(via bereadyfortheheartbreak)
(Source: DILKE, via kate-telf0rd)
- me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
- me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
- me two minutes later: omg is that cake
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(Source: sparkssflyout, via soflymetothemoon)
Teachers These Days:
- Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
- Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
